Buchanan Family

Micahisms

Micah was mad at us and tried to open the van door while we were driving around. Then he says, "That's what you get for messing with me."
"The longer your life gets, the more you die."
(When getting shots): "Mom, I'm not brave. I'm so so so brave." 7/10
"Jesus's love is more than a t-rex or a brachiosaurus."
"Mom, I'm going to take the seeds off my bun and plant a hamburger tree."
(Micah praying when I was pregnant)--"Please bless the baby that they will be good like us and that they will not smoke."
(Telling his Sunday school teacher why he loves water so much)--"It's the healthiest drink, and I get really constipated."

Elizaisms

Eliza hates getting her blood drawn at the immunologist office. She said, "Dr. Taylor was probably himself for Halloween."
(About Ash's bald spot): "Dad, you should spray paint that thing."
(Talking to her friend about a late-night playdate)--"You can bring anything you want, except alcohol and cigarettes."
(After a long winding road, with me beside the car leaning into the bushes)--"Mom, do you need to puke? Because it would be really bad for the animals if you puked."
"Mom, I think you'll die before me--unless I get run over by a car."
"Sometimes I wish I had a boyfriend to clean up my breakfast dishes."